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OMG Troy is the best boyfriend

I had a HTC Desire before, but I’ve had so much trouble with lately and I was sooking about it so much

I’m on the bus at the moment, going to work. And it’s so cool that WordPress as an app that I can use to update my site So I hope that this post turns out. Now I’m going to have to remember all the text shortcuts for my emoticons… Or I’ll just rename them all

Troy’s from me is on hold at the moment, until he is ready for it. I’m paying for his next tattoo so he just needs to work out what he wants and where he is going to put it

Melbourne had a white christmas this year! It hailed and thunder stormed like nothing I’ve ever seen before! It rained and hailed 4 separate times, each one about half an hour apart and worse then before.

This is the grass, full of hail.

The back of Troys work ute.

Dad holding a few hail ice cubes

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This time of the year is so crazy! It makes me crazy and I just want it to hurry up and be over

There is so many more people out and about shopping. There is so many Christmas themed stuff on TV, not that I watch much TV anyway, but Troy does and he doesn’t like the Christmas shows, so he seeks me out and annoys the hell out of me

I’d like to wish everyone a safe and happy Christmas and a happy new year

RedFire V2 is complete I am really happy with it, I’ve made a few cosmetic tweaks here and there. And I still need to fix a couple of things, and one of them is my gallery…

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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up……………. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks – this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it’s an even trade.

NOTHING
This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with “Fine”

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows!)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over “Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine”

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care” You will get a “Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT’S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a “Raised Eyebrow.”

GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay”

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not! faint. Just say you’re welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from “Thanks.” A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh.” Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing”

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