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GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1. Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2. Wrinkles don’t hurt.
3. Families are like fudge…mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4. Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.
5. Laughing is good exercise. It’s like jogging on the inside.
6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:

1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.
4. You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5. It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6. Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
7. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

• At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
• At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
• At age 17 success is having a drivers license.
• At age 35 success is having money.
• At age 50 success is . . . having money.
• At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
• At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
• At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.

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We have a new family member… His name is Ralphie and he is a big ball of white fluff!

I’m hoping that him and Kendra with start breeding. I’ve had them together for a few weeks now, but still nothing. So I just have to wait. But I can’t wait till they have kittens! They are just going to be so cute!

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I’ve just done a little nip and tuck with my theme. Just to change it up a bit. Just played with colours and size’s mainly. I still haven’t worked out how to make the background of my sidebar go all the way down to my footer

I was thinking about making a new layout, but I’m happy with this one, even more so because I made it So I think I’ll end up having this basic layout/theme and just keep giving a nip/tuck when I feel like a change

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